Waiting until your woman goes to sleep and masturbate on her face
My wife wouldn't give me a blow job so I waited until she went to sleep and gave her a sleepy D.
by snizzlewizzle August 21, 2015
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A Sleepy Gilr is a girl who sleeps more than she should. She has reasons why she likes to sleep so much. She's the best type of girl that there is, she can be a little slow and shy at times. But she always cares for everyone, in the most purest of ways.
"Hey , you know that girl Kylee? "
"Wait is that the one Sleepy Girl who's dating James? "
"Yeahhh bro. "
"Damn it, James is a lucky ass MotherFucker"
by Grandmaster Lancaster April 27, 2018
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Despite the excitement of Friday, you are exhausted from a long week.
I have a serious case of the Friday sleepies.
by WordCraft Redeemed January 25, 2019
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When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out
Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!
by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021
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When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.

You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.
Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...
by shrekie<3panda April 03, 2010
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After a certain time of day, usually after midnight, the mind takes on an alternate state of conciousness. Speech is slurred and makes no sense. Suddenly, anything is funny.
Kevin: DUDE WALLS ARE HARD
Kyle: Cut the sleepy talk man.


Kevin: The only way I can explain wakeboarding is by telling you it is like wakeboarding.
Kyle: That's like saying green is as green as green.
Dan: Stop the sleepy talk man.
by Kyled11 October 19, 2008
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The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.
Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.
by Gregory J. Williams January 09, 2009
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