The crust/goupe that you get in the corner of your eyes after a long sleep or at the end of the day.
by Claire December 08, 2003
I felt good cause i had finally stopped my masturbation addiction i was getting sleepy and i popped a sleepy hard and had to rub it off.
by ilovefauceting March 14, 2016
To be decapitated by an axe or sword by someone preferably riding a horse or motor cycle. Basically, it's a drive by beheading.
Did you see that movie "300" when that dude's son gets sleepy hollowed right in front of his dad?
Yeah that shit was epic!!
Yeah that shit was epic!!
by Taborific March 24, 2009
when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.
cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.
by Mattman18 July 20, 2010
A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 08, 2010
The act of lounging in public with no underwear and a half hard penis, positioning your leg in a fashion to where your penis is exposed in a way that seems accidental to the onlooker.
I was at the beach the other day and pulled a Sleepy Sailor and saw this chick staring at my chubby up my shorts!
by Virgil September 01, 2004