Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
4
Me - here a certain person gave me sleep paralysis all that time ago.
Person - no I didn't show me evidence
Me - ok, it's literally the scariest shit ever
Person - no I didn't show me evidence
Me - ok, it's literally the scariest shit ever
by Petition Against Dosages May 30, 2017
5
All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese
by 🦋🐥 July 20, 2019
6
a process where you pass through conscience and sleep stages while being disrupted from rapid eye movement sleep which movement is difficult or impossible because locked positions while in rapid eye movement sleep. sleep paralysis also has symptoms while in this state, like illusions or mysterious figures.
dude1: oh snap i cant move please mom its 4 am flip im sorry for eating the last cookie crap wh-
dang sleep paralysis demon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dude1: ...
dang sleep paralysis demon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dude1: ...
Later
dude1: so was it not a dream
cool doctor: well yes, but technically no
cool doctor: you just got sleep paralysis
cool doctor: great now have one more experience in your life time
years later
dude1: mom not again im sorr-
dang sleep paralysis demon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dude1: ...
dang sleep paralysis demon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dude1: ...
Later
dude1: so was it not a dream
cool doctor: well yes, but technically no
cool doctor: you just got sleep paralysis
cool doctor: great now have one more experience in your life time
years later
dude1: mom not again im sorr-
by DoorStopHandle January 19, 2020