(Apologies, I spelt this wrong in the first submission)

Faux Sleek is where an object gives off the appearance of being capable of high quality performance, however this is just a visual appearance. The object's performance does not match it's design.

The word used to describe somebody who hasnt washed their hair in a number of days and is a big dirty greaseball who's head looks like it could start dripping grease at any moment. Its like wet look leggings but its your hair. Its disgusting.

when a rly hott girl hunts for babies on the street, shoots them with a bazooka and tacks them to the wall like playboy posters

When a man is very attractive and the only way a girl can express his attractiveness is by envisioning the ferociousness of a member of the big cat family.

Its a definition of: Damn, Oh damn; oh crap

The all purpose word.

Its a word for like oh man

Slumped and geeked out into one word