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1. The property of getting to the point or being sensible, without extra complication or added bullshit to delay or hinder things. Summed up by the phrase, "no fucking around."
"Anderson Silva vs Vitor Belfort was a very slatonic fight - KO'd in the first round!"

"That game developer released a very slatonic game - no bugs, stable as hell, fun and well made all around!"
by The Commissar March 20, 2014
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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