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A piss and a wank.Definitely male oriented.
Person A: Want to go down the pub?

Person B: Nah mate I'll meet you down there, I need a slash and bash right now or I'll burst.
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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