When a generally slutty or whorish woman farts, and unintentionally squirts vaginal juices
Guy 1 "I was banging Borat yesterday, and that bitch slarted all over my tube snake"
Guy 2 "NICE!!!"
by rapethatpanda6911 June 21, 2011
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a really lame chav insult. mostly used by lame chavs....
oh my god you are such a gothic slart!!!!!
by jonathan mc carthy February 17, 2006
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When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!
A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?
by Webe187 November 07, 2011
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adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".
Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.
by diskgrinder June 22, 2006
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The mixture of shart and slatt. Commonly used to talk to a close friend who bonds over their shits.
by Grizzzle March 26, 2020
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A word used to describe someone who is a slut but sharts aggressively.
“Did you hear about slarty Sarah?”

“I heard she slept with Jason and shit on him, what a slart.”
by preggerz_mgee June 07, 2021
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When you release a fart while attempting to mask the sound or the animation of farting. A sly fart.
1: Dude it wreaks in here, did you slart?
2: You smelt it so you dealt it.

3: I think you might have shit yourself.
by KingSesh May 18, 2021
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