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A tribal preparation ritual, where the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, before going to war against hedge funds by buying and holding stocks like GME or AMC.
Wallstreet: What are your moves tomorrow?
Investors: slaproasting before I go balls deep in GME shares and calls
Investors: slaproasting before I go balls deep in GME shares and calls
by $8Y March 18, 2021
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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u/dogs_and_stuff: "This is exactly the kind of energy I want at my funeral"
u/whiskeytango13: "Exactly, None of that sad crying shit, make a bonfire out of me and slaproast your nuts over me"
u/whiskeytango13: "Exactly, None of that sad crying shit, make a bonfire out of me and slaproast your nuts over me"
by Redvelvet2397 March 18, 2021
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A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a long day of militant holding.
by Wallstreetbets March 18, 2021
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A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militant holding.
by angryvegetable March 18, 2021
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A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bon-fire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militent holding.
by xThock March 18, 2021
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A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militant holding.
by deep fried tendies March 18, 2021