a person who misuses words alot
"That guy is a milano"..."Hey you Slappy McNickel, don't you mean mulatto?"
by Mike Hatefield May 10, 2006
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A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.
Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"
by Vorshack July 06, 2020
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this has the same definition as a slappy dave but can be used as an alternative.
Aussie Jewel is so hot, I bet she loves the slappy martin.
by mortpig July 07, 2004
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Jones Slappy sack is... Jones Slappy sack.. there’s no other way to describe him. If you are caught disrespecting him, he will slap his sack in your face!
by Bobber sack May 07, 2021
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The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.
Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.
by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009
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A player who is on the New York Yankee$ who wears purple lipstick during every baseball game he plays, and likes to slap balls out of peoples hand.
Slappy McPurple Lips likes to slap balls because thats the only way they can beat the Red Sox.
by Budd April 11, 2005
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Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.
"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."
by slappyslipperysloppy October 24, 2006
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