An argument, usually on Internet forums or message boards, about a petty issue that gets blown completely out of proportion. Typically draws ridicule, but is quite hilarious and amused interest from third parties.
Did you read that slapfight on reddit the other day? They were arguing about whether farts could reach lethal levels of smelliness!
by masterfail May 22, 2014
In the sport of slap fighting, two opponents stand across each other on opposite sides of a table and the rules are pretty straightforward – they exchange slaps with their opponent until one gives up or gets knocked out ( a KO ). Slapfight's can be seen at SlapFights.com
by BSeiler November 04, 2016
A fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs. Participants generally rely on rhetorical jousting as well as simple cheating.
The only way The Left could win an East Austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death.
by City Limits January 17, 2006