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A person unable to grasp basic social graces.
My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.
by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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slang word referring to the game of badminton; slapping a shuttlecock over the net with paddles
Bro grab a cock and some paddles so we can play some slap cock!
by yungcart September 18, 2017
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1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.
by angus123 August 13, 2007
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a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.
amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.
by keem4 September 03, 2006
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It is another way of saying slap dick started in Jamaica queens by an Arab teen that moved to south jersey and is exposing the word to the people that haven’t heard it
Alex” - “You pussy”
Younes” - “slap cock
by Urban Dictionary Official site January 28, 2020
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Noun- A person who pretends to to have knowledge on a particular subject.
This slapcock has no idea what he's talking about!
by Jayplus October 07, 2019
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