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secretly laughing ass off. a more realistic approach to the 1337 phrase lmao, that is, if you can admit to slao-ing.
imma bust a cap in yo ass, said holy.
cow slao-ed.
by thou art lollething November 26, 2007
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Slao, also known as Slaoing. Is the term used when a male sticks their genitalia into an airvent (be it large or small, preference is yours) and then turns the air on.
"Man, you should have seen Jared the other night. He was trying to get everyone to Slao it up."
"I dunno, I could go for some Slaoing right now."
by its a me, mario January 09, 2016
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-A bastardization of "slap," or more extremely, "slay."
Wendy just slao-ed me on the face. :(
by tiger60067 July 13, 2004
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