slants

Pants worn by a slut, or "slutty pants" or "slut pants" which form the merged word "slants". Normally worn much lower than normal pants because the wearer is "always ready."

Babe, why did you buy a pair of slants?

Chris, did you see that chick's slants!?

by Rhetorical January 23, 2008

slanted

to go beyond basic intoxication...

"I was wasted but now i'm slanted!"

by Maggie January 22, 2004

Slanted

The phase between tipsy and drunk

Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”

by SigmaKui February 17, 2018

slanted

To be ripped off by an Asian.

Nip Su Ping slanted me on that key of coke!

Those fucks at magic wok slanted me on my chow mein.

by Zapp brannigan January 25, 2013

Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

by tree meister March 12, 2011

Slanted

Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen

"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."

by The Pear January 10, 2013

Slant

To be at half tilt, not fully tilted.

I was looking at this stone I found, and I tried to slant it but it cut my finger.

by Patrickweaver April 30, 2011