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1: (n) a drug-induced colloquialism which encompasses any/all objects which one might purchase while manic.

2: (v) a regional form of "bones it": a greeting to an acquaintance, old friend, respected gentleman/lady, or criminal. Typically right fist.
1: "I'm going to Bed, Bath and Beyond with my refund check and I'm going to buy a WHOLE bunch of slankits."

2: (Accompanied with a traditional bones/fist offering) "Hey man, Slankit." Or, "slankit."
by COMANCHE May 23, 2009
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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