A person of hefty stature, usually a female, whom is looking for the "D" and is usually taken home with great ease. Many may awake wishing that they would have gone to her house so that they could easily sneak out. No further relationship is needed nor warranted.
I'm drunk enough to where that slampig is looking alright tonight.
by SlapnutzMcgee September 01, 2008
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a girl who screws alot or steals ones boyfriend
jill is such a slampig she's been out with 4 guys this week
by mike February 02, 2003
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A lot of people have different meanings for the word slampig, but summed up… it means slut. It doesn’t have to mean slut in the way most people think… easy. Slampig fits every girl that dresses a little slutty when they go out. Slampig can also be described as the girls who put their makeup on and go to the gym.
by Livia October 14, 2003
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Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig
She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends
by tom March 27, 2004
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A female of larger proportions, reputed to enjoy the odd bit of ramming and slamming.
As in "Open the pen, slampig, Syd the Kid gonna bring home the bacon!" and

"On the way home from the mines, I felt like a pork sandwich. Stopped at the deli and was surprised into an afternoon delight by a tasty piece of slampig ham"
by StonicYouth August 06, 2008
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slut hore some one that steals anothers boy friend
jill is afucking slam pig
by kile December 27, 2002
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