Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.
I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.
by Rexual B. January 06, 2009
Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.
by Ben Filippini May 24, 2003
by Hugh Dash Hyphen December 30, 2011
"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
by Peterson September 07, 2004
by central jersey ham slammer January 22, 2013
by FappyCumCookie March 03, 2017