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So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.
Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?
by captainkirk August 19, 2004
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.
I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.
by Chip August 19, 2004
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