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an indiscriminately promiscuous woman.
I thought my friends were nice girls, but after spending a few nights in their company at the night club, I discovered that they are in fact filthy slam hogs.
by mikey m July 07, 2005
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A Slamhog is an extremly ugly and overwheight female that is picked up in a club or Bar.
Usually an easy target, Slamhogs are used as a last resort to having sex that night.
Slamhoggen - the act of looking for a slamhog.
Usually an easy target, Slamhogs are used as a last resort to having sex that night.
Slamhoggen - the act of looking for a slamhog.
I was out drinking last night and the only thing I was able pull was a slamhog. I'm going to the clinic today to check for diseases.
by Dgun September 11, 2006
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A brutal chick that you fuck just to improve your skills/ do something rediculous to her. You often catch shit about it the next day and occasionaly question your decision.
by harpenis April 03, 2007
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A slam hog is a larger than average woman that a male decides to take down simply because she is present, has a heartbeat, and is currently spreading her legs. Often the next morning said male will claim that he was "taking one for the team" when in actuality he was simply trying to get his rocks off. He will then swear his friends to secrecy.
Goddam Patrick! There was no need to hit that slam hog last night ... we're on Ratio Island - there are hotties everywhere!
by Beekeeper November 27, 2007
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Briana's name tag at Lowe's says: Hi I'm Briana the slamhog, I Iove stuffing my fat suck hole at the buffet and in the bed.
by Briback January 23, 2015