Skyplugging. Like Skydiving, but instead of sometimes using a bungie cord, the participating individual instead uses an exceedingly long line of buttplugs, and must tighten their boipussi with enough force to offset the power of gravity, or else they'll surely meet an untimely demise on impact.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.