an overrated chat program that destroys the tradition of typing and is used for lazy people and video reviewers.
Skype is a more user friendly Ventrilo.
"wanna use skype? DURRRRRRRRRR"
*gets shot*
by giant hamster September 25, 2009
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From them real gangstas talkin about drug habits and drug related things
yo im bout to cop me sum Skype
by Travis Styles April 12, 2005
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"bro i got into skype with that fag"
"I'll skype u OUT"
by TheGCrew April 16, 2010
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some outdated ass site that only normies and gay furries use discord is better l0l amirite
Guy 1: ey mang you hear how Jimmy still uses skype
Guy 2: Jimmy gay as fuckle mang
by Jimbo AssEater January 11, 2019
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A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.
Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”
by PJMac August 01, 2012
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When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012
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Skype Bang is the act of banging someone on skype(everyone plz go back to skype)
Tempest Skype Bang?
by Rowley Heffley February 02, 2020
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