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the act of jacking off on a window, usually a car window and using a squeegee to spread it around.
That fucking asshole didn't give me a tip I'm gonna skwipe his car up something fierce.
by pinksockerr November 17, 2008
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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