a wanna be skater and black person. they want to belong so much that they try to fit in with 2 crowds at once.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A skinny wigger. Like normal wiggers, skwiggers are usually only sought by masochistic females who desire to be objectified at any opportunity. Tries too hard at being black and is inherently very bad at it.