to work all day and actually do no work
i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.
by slowent December 09, 2009
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Driving worse than someone who is blind

Drunk drivers are practically same as skused drivers
Mike's driving is skused. He almost hit a house and parked in the front yard.
by 885clinton springs August 24, 2017
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Skused is when your driving sucks and it feels like you are driving drunk. Just like when your drunk you skew your words.....your driving is skused.
STOP driving skused, learn how to drive before you injure someone.
by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017
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Skused in when someones driving is so bad, it is like they drive drunk all the time. Always on peoples lawn and over the edge on roads.
Mike drives so skused, he drives on peoples lawns more than the roads.
by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017
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excuses.
when someone tries to make up silly, and most often obviously fake reasons why they didn't do/know something.
Dawgie - Luke, I am your father
Luke - no you're not :/
Dawgie - dude wtf, Star Wars?
Luke - o right! no i'm just out of it today
Dawgie - aint nuthin but skuses.
by bangemonium March 21, 2013
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to not work properly broken

to act in an unusual manner spastic

an insult to one who has ginger hair skuse
Sorry, my internet cut out - it's been acting very skuse-like today.

You're so skuse-like!
by Jack January 09, 2005
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Lil gey boy who gets high on Starbucks frappés and has a growing addiction to butts
If you go to Starbucks one more time you'll turn into a Harvey Skuse!
by Isaac Balls April 27, 2020
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