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To use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the testicles. Skurping is not intended for sexual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. Skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a "verbal skurp", etc. During a skurp the one skurping should usually yell "Skuuuuurrp!" It can be used as a verb or a noun.
(v.) I cried myself to sleep after Bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) Aaron gave Kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get cocky about his man parts.
by Skurpmister April 05, 2006
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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To use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the testicles. Skurping is not intended for sexual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. Skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a "verbal skurp", etc. During a skurp the one skurping should usually yell "Skuuuuurrp!" It can be used as a verb or a noun.
(v.) I cried myself to sleep after Bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) Aaron gave Kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get cocky about his man parts.
by Skurpmister May 02, 2006
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Originally the sound a car makes when you go really fast around a corner. It was then turned into verb meaning to take or to go fast. It can also be used in substitution of many descriptive words. One of the hardest words to define, the solution is to just use it and see where it fits. Yoda would say: "define it you can't, use it you must." And thats fuckin Yoda.. you should probably listen.
That car just skurped around that corner!
You just skurped that girl from him
Hey guys, quit skurpin around out there.
and of course "SKKUUURRPP"
by brochacha January 19, 2012
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An extremely homosexual gesture many college students perform. It involves sexual harassment to another male's testicles. To perform a "skurp", curve one's hand slightly upwards and quickly and inconspicuously cup another male's testicles. If a female skurps a male it is considered pleasurable and welcomed by many straight men.
Michael skurped me damnit. I told him that if he does that then I will never speak to him again.

Jordan and Aaron killed some dude that skurped the both of them.

Jordan was getting a lou lou while getting skurped by the same female. He enjoyed it thoroughly.
by danklewankle May 26, 2007
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A word substituted for almost anything, it just matters about how you put it into context. It can express joy, surprise, mad, or even sad feelings about something. It should not be overused, for it is to only glorify your sentences. To be skurp is to skurp.
Oh skurp! My girl just burnt my sandwich.

Quit skurping around you fags.

I just skurped your mom.

You skurp, you just broke my mothers 50 year old antique lamp.
by SkurpyDude December 19, 2010
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A code sound said in a high pitchstone with a slur that only a few people will understand due to it being disguised as a random sound. It means Vaping, smoking, or any other substance that is not supposed to be done at that time.
Bro lets go and skurp in the bathroom at church.
by di don g January 15, 2020
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