Urban Dictionary: skunk

blake: "yoo, it's snowing pretty hard out there"

brad: "oh I know, if its not a snow day tomorrow im going to be right skunked! I have two assignments due and an ISP and I haven't even started!"

blake: "hahaha, better get down on your knees and start praying then"

by lil trip ya December 15, 2010

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Skunk

Being one of looseness; one who smells like sexual intercourse and is irresistable to wiki.

Guy#1: woh! she is a SKUNK!
Guy#2: Yeah, i could show her a good time.
Guy#1 dude, your a wiki.

by michael May 07, 2005

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Skunk

Someone who thinks and acts like they are much more attractive than they actually are.

"Shit man, look at Jenny... Why would she wear clothes like that when she looks the way she does?"

"I know man... total skunk"

by Cuts Pajamz August 28, 2011

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Skunk

1. To be overwhelmingly defeated.

2. To lose without scoring any points against the opposing person or team.

Johnny got "skunked" at bumper pool last night and had to order the whole room a pizza as a result.

by Roskalnikov September 10, 2008

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Skunk

An act of self defense where if you are being beaten up you release toxic gas from your ass hole detouring the assalent

I was beating up John when he skunked and it smelt so bad I had to leave

by Nohini May 26, 2019

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To pull the hair on the back of the neck up in hopes to cause pain.

1. Watch this, I'm going to skunk that asshole.

2. AHH, MOTHER FUCKER JUST SKUNKED ME!

by suckitu February 03, 2010

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skunked

Intentionally farting in an attempt to get someone away from you.

This annoying bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I skunked in hopes that she couldn't tolerate my ass gas and would leave me the hell alone.

by challengersrt8 May 18, 2015

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