verb: When a woman spontaneously aborts her child while trying to excrete a tremendous fecal load.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

the voluntary splitting of vagina and anus wall......creates what is commonly known as a skrunt or the "collective"

Stands for Short, Skanky, Cunt, as well as a derogatory term against women who appear to be promiscuous in their sexual behavior.

"Skrunt" originated from Colorado during a intoxicated conversation between friends in 2009, since then has spread to multiple states and countries. Such as: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Washington D.C., Maryland, New York, Florida; just to name a few. Including countries such as: Germany, Denmark, United Kingdom, and France.

the sound that a skunt makes

I mixture of the words skank and cunt. Discribing the nastiest, uglist, female imagable.

A portmanteau of scrub/skrub and cunt.