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Me: OMG, my girlfriend skrunted all over the kitchen floor last night.
Friend: Thank god.
Other Friend: What was she doing trying to poop in the kitchen?
Friend: Thank god.
Other Friend: What was she doing trying to poop in the kitchen?
by Fang Fang February 12, 2008
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
2
the voluntary splitting of vagina and anus wall......creates what is commonly known as a skrunt or the "collective"
by bossssssss October 11, 2008
3
Stands for Short, Skanky, Cunt, as well as a derogatory term against women who appear to be promiscuous in their sexual behavior.
"Skrunt" originated from Colorado during a intoxicated conversation between friends in 2009, since then has spread to multiple states and countries. Such as: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Washington D.C., Maryland, New York, Florida; just to name a few. Including countries such as: Germany, Denmark, United Kingdom, and France.
"Skrunt" originated from Colorado during a intoxicated conversation between friends in 2009, since then has spread to multiple states and countries. Such as: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Washington D.C., Maryland, New York, Florida; just to name a few. Including countries such as: Germany, Denmark, United Kingdom, and France.
(Friend 1) " Oh dayum! Look at that Skrunt!"
(Friend 2) "haha that skirt couldn't get any shorter!"
(Boyfriend) "Stop being such a Skrunt and flirting with my best friends!"
(Person 1) "Sup Skkkkrrrrunnnnt!"
(Friend 2) "haha that skirt couldn't get any shorter!"
(Boyfriend) "Stop being such a Skrunt and flirting with my best friends!"
(Person 1) "Sup Skkkkrrrrunnnnt!"
by ManfromCharlottesville May 05, 2011
4
that skunt was skrunting up and down the hall last night. I couldnt fall asleep.
I made that dirty skunt skrunt all night long.
Skunt skrunting is a habbit.
I made that dirty skunt skrunt all night long.
Skunt skrunting is a habbit.
by skrunter September 13, 2009