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The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.
Hey kitty, want some skritches?
by Dmanusos March 01, 2018
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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The sound made when stroking your mustache with the outside of your index finger while in deep thought during a meeting.
He must really be in deep thought over there, I can hear the skritch from this side of the room.
by Jim Maskel February 01, 2008
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When you have skuttery underjocks jocks and you and you know you're the biggest skritch

'I had four jam donuts yesterday and felt proper skritchy'
by Skritch March 01, 2019
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lol thats right we love skritch's adorable brother! no we love you besides your brother! he's just like a wonderful benefit lol
by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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skritch is a lush person who pretty much every girl loves.
man, look at skritch!!
by itc January 29, 2004
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