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A very close call of being caught, so close the only thing scarier is having your lizard or dick cut off. Hence the Skizard part.
Skizard Manizard bitch, that cop almost caught my ass. Let's get the hell out of here.
by MT-Empty July 08, 2004
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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