Someone who wears crocks in the summer regardless of what anyone else thinks. In the fall, you will see him in overalls and argyle socks. He calls people gars and nigpops. He is half Jew. He doesn't like to spend his money. He loves cold beer and is a kick ass dad.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life