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skintea describes that one popular girl who hasn't ate anything other than a salad for months, unfortunately for all the cannibals skin tea will not be on the menu.
skintea = skinny af
skintea = skinny af
by liamxnpsm January 13, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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group of 4 kids called the vlog Squad , they call alot all of them or fatties but gabe is skintea ,tervor is a scammer ,Hannah is the girl that was a boyfriend and sadie is that really tall girl of course there all friends despite there differences and thats on a periodt boo.
omg your such like the skinteas there so amzaing
by not a skintea person March 05, 2020