swimming nude

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Nakey nakey in the lakey lakey

for crying out loud, it's just swimming naked, IT'S NOT KINKY

1) engaging in sexual intercourse while swimming
2) swimming nude either with a large group or one other person, who usually is a hookup or love interest
3) swimming using underwear as a substitute for swimsuits, usually done with friends

When a male take his penis and dips it into a friend, foe, or complete strangers drink.

When an idiot man takes the plunge (so to speak) by having unprotected sex with a dirty fat girl. This is usually done under the influence of alcohol, but does not hold up as a valid excuse.