"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"

fall off a mountain

when a bitch handjobs two men either side

Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7

When a chick(or dude I guess) is getting Eiffel towered and J’ing off two other dudes at the same time.

Doing various lines of cocaine straight to the nose