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pronounced skee-fee. comes from the word skin and the jailhouse sex toy know as a fifi. when a man who used to be fat loses alot weight,he usually has extra skin around the stomach. a skifi is when you use that extra skin to masturbate with.
jimmy: did you hook up with that chick yesterday?
dwayne: nah, that bitch blew me off. i ended up usin my skifi instead.
by FISTICUFFS76 July 23, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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