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1. all hope is lost
2. what the fuck?
3. epiphony
4. random thing to say at awkward moments
when you take a fecal deposit in the toilet seat and you realize that you do not have toilet paper, it is appropriate to shout "skideeber!"

Sharlene: Bob im pregnant and you are NOT the father
Bob: Skideeber?!!
by tomanalahtor May 30, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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