YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme

When your penis turns into a floppy noodle like a wet piece of spaghetti.

Your dick is now a noodle!

A common internet meme where a very poorly drawn wizard screams "SpiGgAtle sPiGgooDle your dick is now a toaster strudel!" and then NFL music plays, but bass boosted, can be found on youtube.com

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

A short lived meme where a stationary cartoon elf would say "skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!" Then shortly after an intensely bass boosted and distorted version of a song would play. Their are also other variations of this such as "Falee! Galee! Your dick is now a tree!" Along with many more.

The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.