Urban Dictionary: ski mask

Internet Def: Name made for Crackers, wannabe Crackers and Phreaks who don't want their real identity to be discovered.

Real Life: A piece of clothing worn by anyone who doesn't want their identity to be revealed.

Internet Def:
FuckingDumass: "What kind of a name is Skimask?
Skimask: "Say goodbye to your computer asshole"
FuckingDumass: "OH FUCK! OH FUCK! WHAT IS ERROR 3546374637? NOOOOOO!!!"

Real Life Def:
Mugger: "Hand the money over or the bitch gets it!"
Guy: "Kill the bitch if you want but Where did you get that fine Skimask?"
Mugger: "K-mart, got it half off on a sale"

by Skimask619 August 15, 2009

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Ski Mask

When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.

That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

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skimask

verb - meaning to cause bodily harm to someone, IE: hit, urk, kick, stab, cut, etc.

if candace, jackie, and lizzy don't start using my made up verb more often, i will skimask them while they sleep.

by mikeysbiotch May 03, 2010

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