When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.
She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.
by Bobby Ghazi January 01, 2006
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First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
by rileym September 26, 2006
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First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
by RileyM September 28, 2006
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A line of cocain with a pile of ketamine at the end. A popular phrase used in the area of Hyde park Leeds
by Hpc August 13, 2020
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