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The term skfunt stands for skanky fat cunt. Usually this term is used to describe a overweight female who gets around a lot. This term can also be used against males that are overweight and get around a lot as well.
Guy 1: Dude, this chick that I was with last night was a dirty skfunt; she licked me from head to toe, like I was her dinner.

Guy 2: Ah sick eh! was she the one from Miki D's?

by bobby25 June 23, 2008
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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