One bad ass mother fucking Chick.
She eats bloody dead babies.

2: Vampirate.
3: Fire crotch.
4: adopted, red headed step child.
5: I'LL EAT YOUR FACE
Hey Sketti!
by Sketti April 06, 2003
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A person who wears over the top skate brands, especially Thrasher, without being able to skate well at all. A wannabe skater.
Yeah that kid wearing thrasher is a real sketty. He can’t even do a laser flip.
by FlowingWest November 25, 2018
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"That means a N***a eatin real good" (Rob Jackson)
"We still ballin we still eatin good break a whole lotta sketti in the pot"
(From Breakin' Sketti by Rob Jackson and Bun B of UGK)
by Mekanix September 17, 2003
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Sketti that you make when you're too stoned to make regular sketti.
Let's roast a Marley and make stoner sketti tonight!
by therealskeeter October 20, 2006
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Sketty Syndrome;

If you have a constant recurring illness and have more than enough allergies, you might be diagnosed with Sketty Syndrome.

If you find yourself coming out in bleeding hives and get lip piercing, you may be infected with such a syndrome.
Guy 1; I found out the other day i have ANOTHER allergy, i can't believe i'm allergic to banana's.

Guy 2; Man that really sucks, I think you may have Sketty Syndrome.
by Froudsterr August 04, 2010
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whenever you see someone you don’t like walk in and you need to communicate to your friends that everyone should leave immediately
Jacqueline- “Ew C**s just walked in.”
Vivian- “omfg SKETTI TIME!”
Jac and viv- *immediately grab their things and run out, no questions asked*
by vivianteekel November 28, 2018
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A deplorable excuse for a girl, this encompasses ratty scene girls, townies and general nutters, slags and skanks.
What a fucking sket! (Sketty mare)

Who was that sketty mare?

Put your clunge away you sketty mare!
by Rossi Graham May 15, 2011
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