Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.
Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?
by Dirtyytroll March 28, 2018
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a innocent cinnamon bun that sans if protective about.
person: I love puzzles!
Person2 :wow your such a papyrus the skeleton!
by kian2244 February 27, 2017
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An individual who is attracted to morbidly underweight people.
Dale's a skeleton chaser, he digs the bony look.
by MWU 2015 December 17, 2011
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A statuesque and exceedingly thin woman who accompanies a narcissistic, divorced, or unconfident man on outings. Like arm candy, but with plastic surgery and gold heels. She will never be his trophy wife, however. That's not how she rolls.
-Hey, is Doug's divorce final yet?

-Yeah, and he's bringing his new trophy skeleton to the club tonight. She's gotta be a foot taller than he is.
by Shelley McIntyre December 04, 2007
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1.Someone who acts cold hearted and tough, but underneath they're really just sad and they want to hide it.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.

Guy: Ash has tear stains on her face.
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.

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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*
by h1tl3r August 24, 2007
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True harmony as you rise out of your fleshy prison and drop some sick dance moves.
"Hey Bob, you going to that rad skeleton rave tonight?"
"Nah, 2spoopy4me"
by Cylver October 01, 2014
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The fans of the American band Twenty One Pilots. When you join there is no going back. There is a lot of drama but they can be supportive.
Sophia: I love the skeleton clique they are so nice!

Kayla: I know! But did you hear about what happened to Connor who is in the skeleton clique!
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