Derogatory term for Skegness, the eastern England's version of a gambling/party town
Skegness is a town within Lincolnshire, whereas the term 'Skeg Vegas' originates from Yorkshire - a race of people known for noting shittiness in people and places
Skegness is a town within Lincolnshire, whereas the term 'Skeg Vegas' originates from Yorkshire - a race of people known for noting shittiness in people and places
Person A: Do you fancy going to Las Vegas on holiday?
Person B: Nah, I want to go somewhere that is shit and full of cheap women.
Person: Skeg Vegas it is then...
Person B: Nah, I want to go somewhere that is shit and full of cheap women.
Person: Skeg Vegas it is then...
by Simon Young March 22, 2008
by Poo January 17, 2004
Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.
by puttubutty August 03, 2016
A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020
by Zed Numar July 24, 2021
by Hashtag it's me January 08, 2015
The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.
"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."
by Windowsmad September 12, 2014