Ramon: i fucked that bitch Quita last night
Casper: Damn! didn't you meet her last night
Ramon: hell yeah, she was a jump skeezy
Casper: Damn! didn't you meet her last night
Ramon: hell yeah, she was a jump skeezy
by caz money November 05, 2007
by A.BROWN July 22, 2009
Sexy and crazy. A term used to describe moments that are both exciting and unbelievable, or extremely attractive women... or the actions that men are willing to perform to obtain those women.
by Mauro2524 September 24, 2011
by johnny gobsmacked April 16, 2009
one who is skanky enought that you wish you could make them eat two wasps. This is the kind of person who takes a nap in your bed when you are gone and accidentily forgets a condom there. Fucking skeezy is also synonomus with "she whos name must not be spoken" (or he depending on who the refrence is toward)
man, taylor is such a fucking skeezy i would rather pound a nail slowly through my eyeball into my skull but not deep enough to kill me however deep enough to cause a slow, painful death due to blood and fluids leaking slowly out than be followed around be her
by the dercy October 20, 2008
Discharge as a result of any number of sexually transmitted or venereal diseases, including (but not limited to) ghonnorhea and syphillis.
"I have to change my drawers, it's the wheezy skeezy again."
"That dry cleaners won't clean things with any wheezy skeezy, blood, or fecal matter on them."
"That dry cleaners won't clean things with any wheezy skeezy, blood, or fecal matter on them."
by William Scarborough January 02, 2006
The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.
“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”
“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”
“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”
by chestwick January 25, 2011

