A skeezer who is proficient in cock-gobbling and cum-guzzling. Must also be fat and ugly.
Check out that skeez-donkey, i'm sure she can suck a fatty.
by Me April 11, 2005
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a person who causes drama for their own benefit
Alissa is most definitly a drama skeeze when she flirts with my boyfriend.
by imaswagger January 27, 2009
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The single most degrading term for women everywhere. Only the filthiest of strumpets deserve to be called by this disgusting term. This is only suitable for third generation whores.
"Dude Sharyn is such a thoroughbred skeeze she tongue-punched three dudes in the fart-box last night!"
by jerry fratdusky January 23, 2012
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Skeeze Muffin defines a sleezy -skanky girl or a sleezy skanky boy who acts womanly at times.
Person one :"Carolina just dumped Trent"
Person two : "Wow isnt that the eighth one this month?"
Person one: "Yup she is such a skeeze muffin"
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The ultimate Skeeze-Master. This person has been honored with this title for good reason. Not just anyone can be named "Skeezy Skeeze".

This person holds all the qualities of someone who is Sleazy, Slutty, Sketchy and Skanky. Some other related adjectives include: Dusty, Greasy, Dirty, Rusty, Hoochie, Trashy, and Hilarious.

The "Skeezy Skeeze" in question can be male or female and will generally inhabit a plethora of STI's including but not limited to: 'The Clap', 'The Herps', 'The Drip', 'The Great Pretender', 'The Trick', 'The Bad Blood', 'The Germ', 'The Dozens', and 'The Trots'.
Person 1: "There's my favorite Skeezy Skeeze!"

Person 2: "You know that guy?"

Person 1: "Hell ya! That guy had more diseases than a gas station bathroom!"

Person 2: "No doubt he is the most inebriated person here!"
by DustyTrots13 May 05, 2011
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