by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700βs when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
Let's line up a skeeting to discuss our options.
I can't come to your office but we could have a skeeting.
I can't come to your office but we could have a skeeting.
by iManage Professionals June 10, 2011
The act of riding on a skeet board, ripstik, or wave board. Sport created by Perry Pizzolo, Justin Lefkowitz, and several others.
Often confused with jerking off or masterbating.
Often confused with jerking off or masterbating.
by Jlefty5 January 16, 2009
"Skeeting" is the act when someone is nervous, high, paranoid, in a major rush, looking for something thats pretty shady in nature, acting in a generally suspiscious manner... (or all of the above)
and you can tell a mile away.
and you can tell a mile away.
"All of these crackheads skeet-skeet-skeeting around here is making me think twice about renting in this neighborhood"
"damn Ray-Ray got arrested??? i knew those cops would catch on with all the skeetin' he does on Crenshaw"
"damn Ray-Ray got arrested??? i knew those cops would catch on with all the skeetin' he does on Crenshaw"
by Deez Bawls May 08, 2009
Jun 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

