Urban Dictionary: skeeting

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel February 09, 2016

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When you bust a nut in your hand and slap ya girl in the face

Dale:yo man how’s ya girl
Eric: she great she said tonight she’s gonna let me skeet smack her!!!

by Bigdec6969 November 05, 2018

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A human fruit gusher

after 30 seconds ashley was a skeet snake

by Skeet bear February 20, 2017

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When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019

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Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.

I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.

by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019

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A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.

"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

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Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.

" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

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