that stupid insect that gives you a mosquito bite
Also can be used as a roast
wtf there are too many skeeters out here
You're a skeeter go commit neck rope
by conchcrowHQ May 01, 2019
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(Noun) - A person of Caucasian descent who acts in a hillbilly type manner. Also see Redneck, Honkey, and Cracker. Skeeters enjoy loud rock music, cold beer and bonfires. Skeeters can be found in trailer parks and Walmarts. Skeeters are usually not people to be messed with as drunken bare knuckle brawling is nothing new to a skeeter.
Guy 1: "Maaaan, I got beat down at that party in the trailer park last night"

Guy 2: "I told you not to fuck with them Skeeters"
by idontknowmuch August 02, 2016
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The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix
I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend
by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020
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Two very small breasts...so small they resemble mosquito bites. Spraying a little 'Off' bug spray on them may make them disappear comopletely.
by Bug123456 March 06, 2009
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A marijuana filled cigarette, or joint, usually rather small in size as to satisfy only one persons needs.
I rolled a skeeter before going out because no one else wanted to smoke.
by tahanks April 14, 2008
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A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter
He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!
by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008
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