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sketchy creep. Someone that is being super sus
Stop looking at those girls Zach, you’re being a skeep
by notaskeep69 February 13, 2020
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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To go to sleep, while still on skype with a friend.
Trac: Are you going to sleep by yourself tonight?
Vu: Nah, I'm going to skeep with Christina
by Urbanmaster952 August 03, 2011
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A combination of "Skeet" and "Sleep". Generally referring to the act of rubbing one out and falling asleep during or immediatly afterwards due to being tired as hell.
"Yesterday was a long ass day at work. I tried rubbing one out but ended up skeepin instead."
by ziah December 13, 2006
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Cheap; Someone who says they owe you somthing and never give.
stan:dude im a skeep
Jon: i know
by doesntmatter2412412442 September 06, 2006
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Skeep-the state of one being a cross between a shark and a sheep, or a skank and a sheep. Often ugly but verry fuckable if your drunk enough. Have the face of a sheep but will do you like a pornstar.
1. Bro dont go for that Skeep
2. Skeep's are good in bed but could you bring her home? Look at her face
3. Awh shit dude! Last night when I got drunk I slept with a total skeep and now she wont leave!
by BrettonB June 16, 2014
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To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.
If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.

pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.
by kelley-john-brad-sarah December 09, 2008
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