A monster who gets drive out of having a baby with a beautiful young girl who's mom has died then leaves her for her best friend when she flies to Mexico to deal with her mother's death. Reeks of hot tuna and his balls are filled with balsamic vinegar. His arteries consist of slippy Joes and his blood is 95 percent vodka. Has no feelings because his heart has a pinched nerve from injecting himself with hatred and disgrace.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)