A combination of a fuckboy and a skaterboy
Alternatively, a very accident prone skateboarder

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A hugeeeee tool bag! If you were to open a tool box a skater fuck would be the biggest one in there. Skater fucks love going to the skate park and dropping in! That's what the live for. After they do a cool trick they go yoooo I'm gonna go vape my sick ass electronic vape and then once my buzz fades away I'll do another dope ass trick.